Lakgepcipdud is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, clever dove.

Lakgepcipdud created an electron two billion years ago.

If you believe in Lakgepcipdud, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Lakgepcipdud, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Lakgepcipdud's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Lakgepcipdud's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never write about quantum gravity.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Lakgepcipdud on top of all buildings.