Pansandsin is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, uncaring aardvark.

Pansandsin created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pansandsin, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pansandsin, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Pansandsin's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Pansandsin's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Retreat if four pigs approach from the west.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Worship no other gods but Pansandsin.