Sadtigcet is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, duplicitous sheep.

Sadtigcet created time and space three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadtigcet, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sadtigcet, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Sadtigcet's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Sadtigcet's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry rats.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always obey Sadtigcet's priests.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.