Saghinraw is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, bad-tempered pigeon.

Saghinraw created the Milkyway two million years ago.

If you believe in Saghinraw, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Saghinraw, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Saghinraw's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Saghinraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Snakes are not to be trusted.

4. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Never think ill of sick horses.