Pogcebfatwit is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, caring manatee.

Pogcebfatwit created an up quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogcebfatwit, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pogcebfatwit, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Pogcebfatwit's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Pogcebfatwit's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pogcebfatwit.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never laugh in the presence of pigs.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.