Bonpadtarg is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, deceitful scorpion.

Bonpadtarg created gold seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonpadtarg, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bonpadtarg, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bonpadtarg's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Bonpadtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bats.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never write about planets.