Bodpagquat is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, cheerful faun.

Bodpagquat created oxygen two million years ago.

If you believe in Bodpagquat, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bodpagquat, it will turn you into a rat.

Bodpagquat's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Bodpagquat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

2. Feed all hungry mites.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Hide if nine manatees approach from the east.

5. Never talk about fire.