Manponkem is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, resourceful owl.

Manponkem created time and space seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Manponkem, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Manponkem, it will not care.

Manponkem's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Manponkem's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

2. Never hurt nematodes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Hide from red doves for they are unholy.