Sogzagcid is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, irritating hamster.

Sogzagcid created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogzagcid, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sogzagcid, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sogzagcid's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Sogzagcid's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near monkeys.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always obey Sogzagcid's priests.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Erect eight silver sculptures of Sogzagcid on top of important buildings.