Vabgarwot is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, duplicitous dog.

Vabgarwot created the universe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabgarwot, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Vabgarwot, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Vabgarwot's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Vabgarwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always look after injured tortoises.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Do not eat corn.

5. Never go into turquoise rooms.