Cadtarpbig is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, ill-tempered snail.

Cadtarpbig created everything that exists seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cadtarpbig, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cadtarpbig, it will be mildly annoyed.

Cadtarpbig's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Cadtarpbig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine great tits in a large pit.

2. Never wear tights.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Always stare at clouds.