Armtalfig is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, overgenerous pigeon.

Armtalfig created light two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Armtalfig, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Armtalfig, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Armtalfig's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Armtalfig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never think about quantum gravity.

5. Armtalfig loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.