Wodhabhas is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, merciful walrus.

Wodhabhas created an up quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodhabhas, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wodhabhas, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Wodhabhas' most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Wodhabhas' Holy Commandments

1. Always wear blue.

2. Wodhabhas loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

3. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near aardvarks while wearing brown stockings and balancing four zinc spheres on your back.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.