Cudfubrul is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, blissful capybara.

Cudfubrul created Asia twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cudfubrul, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cudfubrul, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Cudfubrul's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Cudfubrul's Holy Commandments

1. Snakes are not to be trusted.

2. Never feed peas to dolphins while wearing scarves.

3. You must never eat wheat.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.