Nanpibtam Dibfasomintetti is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, cheerful swan.

Nanpibtam Dibfasomintetti created a strange quark four years ago.

If you believe in Nanpibtam Dibfasomintetti, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nanpibtam Dibfasomintetti, he will be very unhappy.

Nanpibtam Dibfasomintetti's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Nanpibtam Dibfasomintetti's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan eagles for they are unholy.

2. Worship no other gods but Nanpibtam Dibfasomintetti.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always help doves.

5. Fast once a month.