Hunfossgammet is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, sage snail.

Hunfossgammet created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunfossgammet, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hunfossgammet, he will turn you into a mole.

Hunfossgammet's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Hunfossgammet's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hunfossgammet.

2. Always help foxes in need.

3. You must never eat lentils.

4. Never go into purple rooms.

5. Never feed lots of carrots to geese while wearing indigo trousers.