Sabbossleg is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, selfish camel.

Sabbossleg created the Sol system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabbossleg, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sabbossleg, it will jump up and down on your head.

Sabbossleg's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Sabbossleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Never feed lots of lemons to manatees while wearing green coats.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never eat bananas.

5. Always obey Sabbossleg's priests.