Singonlipgebjonfligpag is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciless giraffe.

Singonlipgebjonfligpag created a bottom quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Singonlipgebjonfligpag, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Singonlipgebjonfligpag, she will cry a lot.

Singonlipgebjonfligpag's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Singonlipgebjonfligpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

3. Erect nine silver sculptures of Singonlipgebjonfligpag on top of important buildings.

4. Never write about dwarf planets.

5. Never eat bark.