Hansandstaf is a god.

It takes the form of a small, loving wyvern.

Hansandstaf created oxygen three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hansandstaf, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Hansandstaf, it will strike you with lightening.

Hansandstaf's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Hansandstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about bacteria.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Hansandstaf loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Do not make images of living things.