Gamgetfagquam is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, grumpy cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Gamgetfagquam created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gamgetfagquam, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gamgetfagquam, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gamgetfagquam's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Gamgetfagquam's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never paint your neck violet.

3. Never write about solid mechanics.

4. Never feed limes to aardvarks while wearing jumpers.

5. You must pray to Gamgetfagquam seven times a day.