Largquartpaglun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, tranquil wombat.

Largquartpaglun created the Sun three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Largquartpaglun, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Largquartpaglun, she will boil you in a big pot.

Largquartpaglun's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Largquartpaglun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Feed all hungry ants.