Getrulcunbam is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, overgenerous monkey.

Getrulcunbam created the Sombrero Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Getrulcunbam, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Getrulcunbam, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Getrulcunbam's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Getrulcunbam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. You must pray to Getrulcunbam three times a day.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never play with disobedient children.