Dinmipban is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, weak gorilla.

Dinmipban created an atom six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dinmipban, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dinmipban, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Dinmipban's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Dinmipban's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

5. Never leap near gulls.