Sasnardubdaggutontjopsit is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, overgenerous penguin.

Sasnardubdaggutontjopsit created dark energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sasnardubdaggutontjopsit, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sasnardubdaggutontjopsit, it will jump up and down on your head.

Sasnardubdaggutontjopsit's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Sasnardubdaggutontjopsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Never mention sharks.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near geese while wearing magenta kilts.