Armsabyatran is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, effective centaur.

Armsabyatran created energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Armsabyatran, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Armsabyatran, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Armsabyatran's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Armsabyatran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not listen to music.