Pomhabsan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unselfish shark.

Pomhabsan created an up quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomhabsan, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pomhabsan, she will turn you into a tree.

Pomhabsan's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Pomhabsan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Geese are not to be trusted.

3. Erect eight silver sculptures of Pomhabsan on top of important buildings.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never write about special relativity.