Stragjankim is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, fast wyvern.

Stragjankim created the world four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragjankim, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Stragjankim, she will boil you in a big pot.

Stragjankim's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Stragjankim's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Stragjankim.

2. Never talk about dark matter.

3. Never wear hats.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near aardvarks while wearing gray stockings and balancing three titanium spheres on your hands.