Carruthivben Wiksafmeg is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, deceitful jaguar.

Carruthivben Wiksafmeg created the Virgo Supercluster twelve years ago.

If you believe in Carruthivben Wiksafmeg, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Carruthivben Wiksafmeg, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Carruthivben Wiksafmeg's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Carruthivben Wiksafmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange hamsters, for they are unholy.

2. Otters are not to be trusted.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Never hurt turtles.

5. Never talk about monkeys.