Gadlincar is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, impressive elephant.

Gadlincar created energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gadlincar, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gadlincar, it will have a low opinion of you.

Gadlincar's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Gadlincar's Holy Commandments

1. Gadlincar must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Never run in the presence of voles.

5. Do not listen to music.