Gommutquam is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, astonishing bird.

Gommutquam created gold eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gommutquam, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gommutquam, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Gommutquam's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Gommutquam's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never paint your legs turquoise.

4. Gommutquam must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.