Libnegtarp is a god.

She takes the form of a large, astonishing dragonfly.

Libnegtarp created a quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Libnegtarp, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Libnegtarp, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Libnegtarp's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Libnegtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five aardvarks in a large pit.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

4. Do not take Libnegtarp's name in vain.

5. Never write about chlorophyll.