Hendutmingomwigdogtonkkon is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, tiresome dingo.

Hendutmingomwigdogtonkkon created a charm quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hendutmingomwigdogtonkkon, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Hendutmingomwigdogtonkkon, he will destroy your favourite star.

Hendutmingomwigdogtonkkon's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Hendutmingomwigdogtonkkon's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Hendutmingomwigdogtonkkon's priests.

2. Hide from pink tortoises for they are unholy.

3. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Do not wear turquoise clothing.