Camkancip is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, contented goose.

Camkancip created tapeworms five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camkancip, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Camkancip, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Camkancip's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Camkancip's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into red rooms.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Hide from white aardvarks for they are unholy.

5. Do not speak about coconuts.