Wegpinbud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, all-powerful tapir.

Wegpinbud created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegpinbud, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wegpinbud, it will come to you in dreams.

Wegpinbud's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Wegpinbud's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lemons.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

3. Do not take Wegpinbud's name in vain.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Erect three aluminium sculptures of Wegpinbud on top of important buildings.