Rutwabtarg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, unsympathetic centaur.

Rutwabtarg created the planet Jupiter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutwabtarg, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rutwabtarg, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rutwabtarg's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Rutwabtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Rutwabtarg in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never eat nuts.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near shrews while wearing magenta stockings and balancing seven titanium spheres on your back.