Rullyatbet Femtigart is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, dishonest eagle.

Rullyatbet Femtigart created matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Rullyatbet Femtigart, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rullyatbet Femtigart, it will be mildly annoyed.

Rullyatbet Femtigart's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Rullyatbet Femtigart's Holy Commandments

1. Rullyatbet Femtigart must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always help grasshopers in need.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not wear blue clothing.

5. Do not hurt foxes.