Fuddodquartlig is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, awesome chicken.

Fuddodquartlig created gold five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fuddodquartlig, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fuddodquartlig, it will manifest in front of you.

Fuddodquartlig's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Fuddodquartlig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three gulls approach from the east.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always look after injured mites.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.