Zedvadmob is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, overgenerous meerkat.

Zedvadmob created time and space nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Zedvadmob, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zedvadmob, he will send minions to preach to you.

Zedvadmob's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Zedvadmob's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight grasshopers approach from the north.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

5. Do not make images of living things.