Gubkararm Rulltikpag is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, blissful horse.

Gubkararm Rulltikpag created the world seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubkararm Rulltikpag, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gubkararm Rulltikpag, he will curse you with boils.

Gubkararm Rulltikpag's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Gubkararm Rulltikpag's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat doves with great respect.

2. Never think about electromagnetism near sheep while wearing magenta coats and balancing eight nickel spheres on your head.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.