Pangfotlagsakflandadgonmil is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, intelligent hyena.

Pangfotlagsakflandadgonmil created the solar system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangfotlagsakflandadgonmil, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pangfotlagsakflandadgonmil, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Pangfotlagsakflandadgonmil's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Pangfotlagsakflandadgonmil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Hide from blue sheep for they are unholy.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not sprint in public.

5. Never talk about archaea.