Rutruttgub is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, bad-tempered
warg.
Rutruttgub created a strange quark two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rutruttgub, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Rutruttgub, he will destroy your favourite star.
Rutruttgub's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.
Rutruttgub's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in red.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Never think about spacetime near capybaras while wearing violet shoes and balancing six aluminium spheres on your legs.
4. You must pray to Rutruttgub five times a day.
5. Never mention rats.