Rutruttgub is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, bad-tempered warg.

Rutruttgub created a strange quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutruttgub, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rutruttgub, he will destroy your favourite star.

Rutruttgub's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Rutruttgub's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never think about spacetime near capybaras while wearing violet shoes and balancing six aluminium spheres on your legs.

4. You must pray to Rutruttgub five times a day.

5. Never mention rats.