Bellrullmat is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, annoying finch.

Bellrullmat created a top quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bellrullmat, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bellrullmat, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bellrullmat's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Bellrullmat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help geese in need.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

4. Bellrullmat loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Bellrullmat.