Yimlakstanshav Vigbaplog is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omniscient goat.

Yimlakstanshav Vigbaplog created an atom seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimlakstanshav Vigbaplog, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yimlakstanshav Vigbaplog, it will turn you into a tree.

Yimlakstanshav Vigbaplog's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Yimlakstanshav Vigbaplog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never hurt voles.