Nutthantip Flapbabfebdosszedingflabmil is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, weak gerbil.

Nutthantip Flapbabfebdosszedingflabmil created a photon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutthantip Flapbabfebdosszedingflabmil, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nutthantip Flapbabfebdosszedingflabmil, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Nutthantip Flapbabfebdosszedingflabmil's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Nutthantip Flapbabfebdosszedingflabmil's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Nutthantip Flapbabfebdosszedingflabmil on top of all buildings.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Worship no other gods but Nutthantip Flapbabfebdosszedingflabmil.

5. Always pray immersed in water.