Vedrulsom is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, happy chinchilla.

Vedrulsom created carbon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vedrulsom, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vedrulsom, it will turn you into a hamster.

Vedrulsom's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Vedrulsom's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six voles approach from the west.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

3. Never write about quantum mechanics.

4. Never think ill of sick manatees.

5. Vedrulsom loves gulls, so they must be honoured.