Tofkansad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, blissful butterfly.

Tofkansad created a Higgs boson two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tofkansad, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tofkansad, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Tofkansad's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Tofkansad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Tofkansad in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics near gulls while wearing brown coats.