Pibbifsig is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, weak hydra.

Pibbifsig created a photon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibbifsig, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pibbifsig, it will cry a lot.

Pibbifsig's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Pibbifsig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never feed cucumbers to otters while wearing shoes.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pibbifsig.

5. Put Pibbifsig first in all things.