Dudquaffly is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, fast rhinoceros.

Dudquaffly created the Black Eye Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudquaffly, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dudquaffly, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dudquaffly's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Dudquaffly's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never skip near monkeys.

4. Do not hurt mice.

5. Do not kill snails.