Zodmotgar is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unfair crane.

Zodmotgar created the Virgo Supercluster three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodmotgar, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zodmotgar, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zodmotgar's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Zodmotgar's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Run away from orange manatees, for they are unholy.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.