Hignadsawyiklidsawcepcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, egotistical troll.

Hignadsawyiklidsawcepcuss created bats eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hignadsawyiklidsawcepcuss, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hignadsawyiklidsawcepcuss, it will think nothing of it.

Hignadsawyiklidsawcepcuss' most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Hignadsawyiklidsawcepcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not keep four nematodes in a large pit.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Erect nine zinc sculptures of Hignadsawyiklidsawcepcuss on top of important buildings.

5. Never mention badgers.